"How big is average?" A question only true AVERAGE guys can answer
This monkey claims that he is an average guy.
He lives an average life, preoccupies himself with average hobbies, eats average food, and makes very average observations. He drives an average car, plays average video games, and sings average songs.
There is nothing special about this monkey, he is just an average guy -- which is precisely, and solely, all he wants to be.
"How big is average?" A question only true AVERAGE guys can answer
pretty average