People think that Christmas is JESUS birthday, but did you know it also SATAN birthday?
Of course you didn't... because it's WRONG. Maybe, I don’t know, I didn’t read the Bibble
You: “ it’s called the bible ”
Don’t fuck with the jimmy! Suck it!
Sorry. I'm not religious... Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Anyways, I like to think that Jesus and Satan are brothers because it makes sense. you can't believe in Jesus if you don't believe in Satan. There’s a balance of Good and Evil, and that's why Jesus and Satan are brothers.
And Mormons think Jesus and Satan are brothers but I’m not a Mormon, I’m a moron, BIG DIFFERENCE!
If you want a real reason why they are fighting, read this.
“THE STORY ”:
GOD: “ So, as it’s tradition, you two will fight to the death for no reason. Whoever wins this year; gets my condo when I die. ”
Jesus: “ WHAT!?I pay for that condo! ”
Satan: “ well I live there five nights a week! ”
Jesus: “ this is why I'm dad's favorite! ”
GOD: “ boys please, your both disappointments. ”
You get the point.
I got this from Big Mouth. The best show on Netflix. Go see it.
Anyways, I was going to upload this movie on Friday the 13th because that’s the day Jesus died but this not true, it was 3 April. and as you can see, I couldn’t finish it on time.
The reason why I made this movie is because I HATE CHRISTMAS. Why?
Nobody cares about any holidays, when I’m at a store on October, I see a lot of Christmas shit and not Halloween. It’s sad.
Happy holidays or whatever.