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Captain Dirk is a carismatic but incredibly stupid man. He’s short tempered, demanding and worse yet he’s the captain of the space liberation vessel the Blue Shaft. When confronted by a starship manned by an enemy race known as the Globulons Captain Dirk must use the little intelligence he has (if any) to take on this mighty threat. Will Captain Dirk seek to evade this mighty foe? Of Course not, Dirk is a man of action. There’s only one thing left to do, “FIRE THE GODDAMN TORPEDO!”
This is the first animation I've submitted in a few years. I've certainly matured in a lot of ways but be prepared for cartoons 10x more vile and disturbed than the one you see before you.
This cartoon was done in roughly 5 weeks for an animation assignment at university. It's a bit rough but I hope people will get a few laughs out of it.