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Unlucky Planet

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Best to play in FullScreen (BlueButton). You are a hard worker Alien that need to get out your planet. To do so, you need to avoid the falling obstacles and building your way out!

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I tried every key on my keyboard, and yet I couldn't build anything...

Almost every aspect of this game is annoying. The sound is repetitive. The music is downright boring. It reminds me of "human music" from Rick and Morty. ONE HIT and it's game over? So we will never be able to get to the other side of the first column because the amount of time you have to react to a dropping spike is lowered the higher you climb. That's actually kind of ok, because the "portal" looks like someone made spin art with ostrich droppings, and I would never voluntarily jump into it. This game is entirely visually unappealing. The character is an ugly little spud with a garishly colored hat. The colors selected and background pattern make me want to vomit. Full screen didn't help. It just magnified all of the bad things that were on my screen as a result of having had bad enough judgement to click on your game. I hope there isn't a second level. I shudder to think that some desperately bored individual sat and tried over and over, and practiced this wretched failure to produce something even remotely good, long enough to get into the ostrich dropping portal, just to be greeted with "Here's another level of WASTE YOUR LIFE!" Also, what's with that voice? "YOU ARE A BAIL TO BUILD!" (It really says it like that!)

Loud. Your game wants to talk to me and all I want is to fine a silence button.
Otherwise was cute, fun, and hard.

Looks interesting, but how does one build? Key?

Cheerio,
M

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May 6, 2019
7:23 PM EDT