This is the latest marvel in electronic entertainment, with its practical portability and addictive gameplay that anyone would enjoy!
Why, you'll find the experience SO immersive, it's like you're in the game yourself!
(What? Of course we're not an outdated ripoff of something from decades ago, silly! We're new and fresh and TOTALLY different...)
Use Google Chrome for the best experience. Allow 10-15s for the game to load. No need for login (press "skip login")
W,A,S,D to walk
Spacebar to jump
Shift to run
Mouse to aim
Mouse button to fire