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Surreal kinda text-based game made for Ludum Dare 43.

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I love it. Jake had to die that bastard!

no one:

not a single person:

This game:
go to work or MaKe A sAcRiFiCe

damn i just killed a dude, (seriously though great job)

I can't play it again. I reloaded AND exited the page, and it won't let me play again

This is awesome man. I love this shit.