meh

I would have to say I agree with Chilli-Pill's sentiment. If a game does not work at all It boggles my mind how it can pass judgement. Something that isn't a game, or has fatal functional errors deserves zero stars. A test image or whatever shouldn't be submitted to the portal in the first place, alpha and pre-alpha (which seriously what possesses people to submit that anyhow) are not supposed to be submitted (read the submission guidelines). Although I do wish the previous portal for alphas and tests still existed you can put it in your dumping grounds and then make a forum post inviting people to give you feedback. I seriously hate coming into the portal and finding it clogged with nonfunctional crap, crap that has been re-submitted over and over again without changes, spam posts, and other content with no endearing qualities. I don't like going through the portal and finding nothing that merits a passing score. I don't like it because I want to see good games or at least games that feel like someone is trying.

Newgrounds may have got rid of the phrase, but it is still in every zero I give out.

Blam this piece of crap.

*Voted during judgement. Reviewed in disgust after judgement.

Please take what I'm about to say with a grain of salt because I'm not intending to be rude. If this was meant to be a concept art for what the game is supposed to look like, perhaps it'd be best to upload it as art instead of a game. I will say, from the thumbnail, it does look fun and I am interested to see the actual game when it comes out, so best of luck.

The game is off center and the buttons don't work.

1) the game resolution is too big. I get to see only a part of the game's screen;
2) the "new game" and "continue" buttons don't work;
3) for some reasons, it lags so bad that even my browsers lagged (tested with Firefox and Chrome);
4) in conclusion, this game is not playable. It's just a flash file that makes you browser lag.