This could have used more options. I really liked a lot of the humor. I pissed off the narrator by remaining in the closet for a long time, and *Spoilers* ultimately ended my adventure by having a tea party with the dragon and princess, which I thought was somewhat clever.

The wit was alright, but a bit limited and narrow. This could have used more wit, more humor, and a lot more to do. Oh, and some music to drown out the deafening silence. I really enjoy games with a good and silly sense of humor. I would have loved to see more.

There wasn't any visuals or music for me so I tried to look for the quality in the text a lot more, but I wasn't really feeling it. It gave options but it mainly followed a story that was pretty much set in stone. Then I realized that doing the opposite of what the story wants you to do actually has some nice quality into it. Maybe you could put some voice acting in? Idk. But please keep trying.

at first I thought that this was an interactive game that was like "put-put" and "escape the ____", then when I played it, it was just an "pick a choice" game without any different ending, it would be cooler if it had an update where it had a lot of endings, than just one stupid tea party ending, I hope build two will be better

This game is wonderful! It is quite funny and easy to play. That Stanley Parable thing was a nice touch to it ha ;D

Not a bad text adventure game. It's simple, and kind of fun. The dialogue seems well thought out, and the adventure flushed out pretty well. I would recommend that changing the words to a blockier font would definitely make the game look like a retro text adventure game. Good job.