Y'all enjoying your summer vacation? You probably are! Time to spice it up a bit!

Another quality (COUGH COUGH HACK) release from the forkheads crew! Our idiot hero is thrust pantsless into yet another awesomely stupid (or was that stupidly awesome?) quest to recover the pieces of two tickets to a fancy cruise! Will our favorite duo make it aboard and sail outta the boonies in style?! It's up to you!

Note: Some intelligence needed to complete this game, mostly regarding information acquisition and retention. But you'll be alright, since you played Sex Kitten School 2, right?

Q: Why is the hero not wearing pants?
A: Old internet joke. Nobody wears pants on thursday - and thats when this game was started being worked on.

Q: Why 9?
A: Because a friend of ours is working on 8. Expect results real soon! This is not really surprising as title jumps have happened before, though...

Music score was composed by Blvck Sol, used with permission. Extra SFX by AIKI.

File size is about 5.60Mb.

SECRET HINT: Click the sun at Mt. Solaria for a special surprise.

v1.03a edit: Got feedback from folks, made some events easier to see.

v1.05a edit: That was stupid of me. Fixed a stupid typo that would be sure to confuse you.