as a person owning a godanm huge ass Russian bolt action rife looking like cock huge and my dad has a fucking Glock and my mom she has a taser and another shitty Glock now my dad was in the US milltary his ass was a staff sergeant now to you that sounds like a high rank no its 6 in the army and he told people shit and not make up orders now his puny ass went to Afghanistan and some shithole place in Africa sure he shot some skinnies in a shitty ass boat also know as pirates not the musket shit no this is AK-47 tom fuck now his brother Kody had a fucking AR-15 now my mom was having a baby shower and after the gender revel party some rats were going out my moms brothers yard fence now we weren't in our home state we were in godamn Louisiana so my dad gets a fucking burst gun shit now my dad was a retired vet and my uncle Kody gets his gun and there shooting the rats everyone is screaming now i wasn't here when this happen no i was at my dads grandparents house in baton rouge with my grandpa 2 yelling at the tv while he was watching football drinking some beer i think now back to the rats someone said "stop!" but he did not give a fuck