I don't even know what to say. The game for me started off the same way many others seem to have experienced, and in such a way I had no reason to assume was a bug at the time. Symbols were arbitrary, text was broken, I had a shield (despite in hindsight not having unlocked it) and, inexplicably, there was gravity for some reason. Bearing in mind, at the time I had no clue this was a bug- there was nothing to indicate that the game didn't just look like this naturally. I reloaded the page, and everything was the same- completely broken and busted. Curious if I was missing the point, I read the reviews, and apparently what I was experiencing was all some ridiculous glitch.
I reloaded the page a *second* time, and this time the game actually worked as intended- very, very underwhelmingly. It's not that bad, perhaps a game I'd have rated 2.5 stars if it had actually worked properly from the start, but it simply didn't, and even if it had- meh. The objectives are arbitrary, the upgrades are pathetic, the music is a confusing mess, and the *glitches.* It blows me away how this could be released without the developer seeing them, considering so far it's happened two of the three times I've been on this page. Overall, it's a broken game that isn't worth fighting through the glitches to play in its unbroken format. Not entirely sure why this was featured.