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Organic Food : Foamy The Squirrel

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You have to be intelligent to learn how to cook for yourself, and then keep doing it in a way that offers daily satisfaction and expends some creative energy.

You have to be dumb to eat fast food everyday and wreck your mind and body in doing so.

Smart techniques make you smarter.

Dumb techniques make you dumber.

It's called Population Control.

Basically it has become cost prohibitive to eat/do anything unless you grow/know how to do whatever it is yourself. My buddy wanted a 13x13 room floor tiled in the cheapest linoleum they had which was 0.89 $ a square foot. that costs 150$ + 150$ installation fee, not a big deal. They roped him into this thing and next thing you know they wanted over 1000$. He literally stopped them while they were in the middle of adding things up before they were done. He didn't ask for anything extra or special, but after they tricked him into a 55$ inspection where a guy showed up and literally measured the width and length of the room, he just left. He literally did a crappier version of what my buddy did. That cost was supposed to be rolled into the end cost which wouldn't have been so bad at about 300$, but they made it sound like that was *going* to be the price. Fucking bait and switch like a mother fucker. The moral of the story is Lowe's is a shitty place where they hold physical labor hostage behind a convoluted ponzi scheme.

It's so true. People have gotten so used to eating whatever they're told (trash) that they don't even realize how great it is to be satisfied by food anymore. I've been eating healthy for about three months and food is actually enjoyable now, because I don't eat whatever chemically-enhanced flavorings come with a slimey excuse for a burger at McDonalds. Real food tastes better and makes you feel better. That's why I'm POOR.

I eat tons of organic garbage. What's my secret? I work at an organic farm, and we all agree, the stuff we grow would be totally unaffordable if we didn't get it for free!
$8 for a pound of lettuce? $5 for a pound of carrots! Whodafuq thinks that is reasonable?

Not sure how much good "organic" does, I have found that making food out of meat and vegetables found in normal stores can easily produce filling meals that are fairly healthy. Eating healthy is much less expensive if you are willing to cook.

I also come away from fast food joints with my hunger sated for the day (I can't eat a whole foot-long sub), unless what I ordered was just too small to count as a proper meal, but I don't go to fast food joints more than a few times a year, so.

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