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How To Make Crappy Movies

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Nov 28, 2002 | 11:34 PM EST

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Well, this is just a little quickie I thought up today. I cranked it out in a few minutes, it's basically a satirical take on the shit that flows through the portal. I think it's worthy of a two or three, but at least it's funny. Just something to work on besides my major project, my new episode of Sonic Wrestling...anyway the music is even representative, "Wasting My Time" is exactly what these shitty movies people crank out for easy blam points every day do. Well give it a that I think about it I should've added "Tell people 'hey this is my first movie and if you don't like it fuck you'" as one of the qualifications for a shitty movie...

Holy crappers, much better than I thought I'd get on the 100 vote mark. Sweet! Here I thought I'd get zeros by no talent pieces of dog shit that are pissed off cause I make reference to shitty movies on the portal, and they just happen to have plenty of those pieces of shit still floating around.

Oh wait...someone did try.
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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Brilliant in a dumb way; Just like momma used to..

Well for the people who make crappy work, here's the perfect step by step guide for going even deeper into failure. Even though crappy movies are the reason I even use the review feature mostly. Although Nice job with you're break down and animated examples.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great character

Awsome character and flash, I also love the size aswell, you have a good sense of detail with designing funny characters and a good all around flash, so nicejob indeed.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

i give u a 1 not a 0 hehe

like it ? ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this was funny. im eager to make a crappy movie

in all seriousness, the crappy movies are the funniest on newgrounds. the good ones are not as funny.but you have to somehow have something in it thats funny though. like a funny mouth movement or just random quick movements across the screen or bad voice overs.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This is funny.