I really wish I could give this 5 more stars.
I have been lurking here for 20+ years and this is easily one of my favorites!

"remove my helmet" is a star wars reference

Love it. You have a great sense of humor.

You stay back!

I think the best part is that everybody knew about his strange infatuation with Finley except Finley himself; such an absurd situation and I just love every second of it!