Oh boy, okay. The original was one of the first adult Flash games I played (when I was definitely 18+), and for the time it was a fantastic game. The controls and gameplay were always a bit wonky, but for 2002 it was a top quality flash game and had a certain charm to it. Or at least I felt it did when I was eigh--teen. Eighteen.

This felt like someone started a sequel back in 2003, came back to it 16 years later, glanced over the design notes and concept art, and then opted to keep literally everything exactly as it was originally planned. It does not age well. The controls and design feel like what you would expect from a slightly skilled amateur, not a seasoned vet, and don't even get me started on the main man. It's like reading an anime parody. Gary Stu does not even begin to describe this man, he serves only as an extremely egregious example of a self-insert and living vicariously through ones' character.

My only explanation for anyone here voting this higher than a 3 in 2018 and beyond is that they're seeing it through the deepest hue of rose tinted glasses. The result of nostalgic sympathy, and nothing more.

DNA^2. i luv it
EDIT: There's a glitch i guess around day 9 where if you bring ami with you to the library it will give you 1752 int and you will enter the bonus game where you gonna get tips but it will remain stuck like that with no way out.

Played by 2.5 people
1-cancer but worth 5 hours
2-found potentially game breaking exploits (something to do with working (at max stat) and spending money at spa AND REPEAT :O :O :O !)
3-The answers to teh questions (could be in wrong order) are: lovemore, tomoru, rosebery, sirena,
4-Underground cheat code (press w at cafe waitress job): name
5-Bit of an underwhelming endiNG :((((
6 -(Ps in sss ending she puts on alien suit and kills cosplay cri :c also super baby make c:?1!)

was okay till it asked me to go to website to find password... ruined what little immersion there was... killed it.

**Spoilers**

So, six hours straight of game play, one mountain dew, and a lot of insomnia, i completed this game. six hours, of an excruciating goose chase, except everything, including your penis, was on fire. We got Goku going through his first boner, R-whats his face being a creepy perv, literally almost getting his "love" raped the entire time. There is an attempt at player help, but its incredibly hard to find. I get to the 25th, and i'm thinking, okay. i'm gonna make it. got all but one card, should have enough time to finish leveling the stats that require money, while having enough to enter the competition. six hours of straight "game play" (really just endless clicking in one direction then going, wait, no, its this way) wasn't able to get the satisfaction of turning in all those cards, even though i had 10 of each of the other kinds, and there was no explanation as to whether or not it was random, even with full luck by the 5th day. and then the end came. i knew i was screwed because i wasn't fully maxed out on levels, and i only had 8,000 yen come competition time. as soon as you come to terms with it and click give up, it just goes away, like you just finished a nipple showing, Voldemort-nose having shower. and then you just leave? no conclusion, you just cry and leave. i get that its a bad ending, but i feel like six hours of game play should at least give us one last porno scene. SOMETHING.

Overall, GG.