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be atomized 5 Points

all according to plan

be bloodninja 5 Points

ED is a serious issue

be dog 5 Points

you really like dogs, don't you?

be dreaming 5 Points

thank god the dog was just a dream

be eminem 5 Points

just talk to the girl already, jesus

be spaghetti 5 Points

split your head in gamestop

be suave 5 Points

woo the gamestop girl

be treats 5 Points

a nice guy tries to give a gift...

be inspected 10 Points

who eats in the middle of class?

be not poop 10 Points

ew, you wiped it on your clothes?

be philanthropic 10 Points

get your fannypack back from the dog

be prepared 10 Points

get outta gamestop without issues

be rudolph 10 Points

fuck yeah, cheetos

Author Comments

A short text adventure about a day in the life of a neckbeard. Try to find all 13 endings!

I whipped this together in about 15 hours after learning about spaghetti stories, so some of the jokes probably aren't on point, but I wanted to be done before Christmas so I can start on some other small stupid games (that I will probably post here on NG)

Instructions:
>type be me to begin
>type look for hints

Edit: Since people are having troubles getting around:

Here are all the verbs you need:
Go, get, give, wipe, eat, pet, kick, fuck (or sex), and lift.

PS. The medal descriptions are also pretty hinty.
PPS. How the fuck did I nail Scar's medal, yet fuck up the poop medal?

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Stuck on Be Treats

why cant i fuck the dog

fun

So this game is pretty fucking funny, but it's so unclear what you need to do at any given time. The actual commands you need play this game, simplified, are:
>be me (start)
>chase dog
>eat cheetos
>eat chocolate
>fuck cheetos
>fuck dog
>fuck girl
>get blowjob
>get sex
>give cheetos
>give chocolate
>give money
>go inside
>go gamestop
>go school
>kick dog
>lift cape
>look (hints)
>pet dog
>talk girl
>take fannypack
>take pencil
>wipe chocolate
Honestly, it's worth playing if you're not struggling to understands what the game wants.

pretty good game, getting stuck on a few endings such as getting my fannypack back because all I see is like 100 lines saying "gotta get that dog" other then that pretty nice

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Dec 24, 2017
3:15 PM EST