>be me
>can't get "be treat" in this game
>be sad :(
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A short text adventure about a day in the life of a neckbeard. Try to find all 13 endings!
I whipped this together in about 15 hours after learning about spaghetti stories, so some of the jokes probably aren't on point, but I wanted to be done before Christmas so I can start on some other small stupid games (that I will probably post here on NG)
Instructions:
>type be me to begin
>type look for hints
Edit: Since people are having troubles getting around:
Here are all the verbs you need:
Go, get, give, wipe, eat, pet, kick, fuck (or sex), and lift.
PS. The medal descriptions are also pretty hinty.
PPS. How the fuck did I nail Scar's medal, yet fuck up the poop medal?
great game
A non comprehensive guide:
Be not poop:
school
steal pencil
give pencil
wipe on pants
be eminem:
school
flirt girl
give chocolate
option 1
be bloodninja:
school
flirt girl
give chocolate
option 2
Be Prepared:
gamestop
go inside
lift cape
talk girl
pay
Be spaghetti:
be prepare, but without lift cape
Be suave:
gamestop
go inside
talk girl
flirt
flirt
flirt
Be dog:
gamestop
pet dog
pet dog
pet dog
Be inspected:
school
eat cheetos
eat cheetos
Be atomized:
school
steal pencil
flirt
please make a walkthrough
well a different kind of text game
Fome some reason I can't get one cheetos medal. :(
oither than that interetign little game and various options.
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