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Boring... not enough to even call it a game...
Boring? Boring? My poop is more exciting to be around than your whole personality!
But let's get serious for a second, this is Episode 1, a PREVIEW of my game, so don't get your panties in a twist! Speaking of panties, I have some Miss Universe contestants I need to have investigated.....personally.
Give me 5 stars or you're banned from the USA!
funny as all hell i really couldn't read for laughing :D
I also can't read, it's so hard.
Who has time for reading anyway? Just LOSERS!!! Reading is for LOSERS, ban reading! We're gonna ban reading. Are you reading this? YOU'RE BANNED!
You're gonna love Episode 2, you're going to see more of me and my sweet Melanalania, watch me get crowned KING OF AMERICA and see what crazy guest pops up at the Inaugural ball!
What is with this udder disrespect for our president? I can't believe how many liberal pussies there are on this website...
I'm not a pussy, YOU'RE THE PUSSY!
You punch me, I PUNCH YOU BACK!
Everyone knows I'm a COUNTER PUNCHER!
I'm so TREMENDOUS I can't even fit in my Spiderman underwear anymore!
You're banned, so banned. What city are you from? We're gonna ban it. We'll build a wall around it! We'll build it around your house! It will be so tall it will be TREMENDOUS!!