Based on a short nonsensical story that I've written.
Once upon a time lived a boy named Steven Gregolovich.
Steven had a cousin. His name was Louis Catanzara.
Louis was allergic to mustaches.
Every day he injected himself with tomato juice.
The problem was that he was allergic to syringes as well.
One day he woke up in a bath filled with crackers.
"Poom pum, I'm bleeding." he said.
He went to school and on his way he met a man riding a green donkey.
"Are you the cucumber?" Louis asked.
"No, I am the embodiment of bottles on earth." the man answered.
Louis fainted and when he woke up he found out that he doesn't have.
He panicked and yelled.
Suddenly, a squirrel came out from his armpit and plucked his eye out.
Luckily for him, he wore socks.
On the following day he died from a pancreas attack.