What's the story behind this? Why are all the buildings destroyed? Why does the meat have the ability to move?

ive played this game for at least 20 hours, i have a 5 hour video of it on my youtube, its gonna be uploaded.. in about... maybe 20 hours from now, after i play this game for 20 more hours. for no reason, at all. EVIL DOG MAKE MORE GAMES.

Yeeeeah ^^
1 km :D
The music is awesome but... the meat is so.... dirty xd
And I broke my left hand xd
But it's a really good device for forget your boring life :P

Well this was interesting

So this was an interesting game here, seems like it could be improved with some "MEDALS" for distance maybe some extra jump options would also be another suggestion, other then that this was a decent little game you have here, hop you can improve on this game here.

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
it could be improved with some medals for distance maybe some extra jump options would also be another suggestion

~X~

Another april fool's joke but unlike segway of the dead it is not funny. This is space bar mashing simulator 2018. 11/10 game about a piece of meat going and jumping across the planet. On a side note this is not about the game itself but its seriously annoying me: the fact that there hasnt been a new saga of the dead game since forever even though everyone is dying for another game. get your priorities right evil dog.