You missed an incredibly clever joke moment. he could have said "Sweet! 2 birds with one stone"! and marked saved a life and fed a homeless person. the joke being there is now a dead body without a coffin (homeless) and he made him eat lead (bullet in head). otherwise still a decent joke.
You are an a-hole. But, I laughed. So, have some stars.
lol, what a twist ending. Was expecting a twist, but not so much a third person as the first one to do something weird... possibly the second. Clever. :)
lol nice punchline
Hahaha, she said no :)