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Crocodile Heartbreak

rated 2.24 / 5 stars
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Dec 28, 2016 | 8:10 PM EST

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Game has been fixed a little bit. The crocodile is now faster (all I had to do was feed him unhealthy amounts of Red Bull) and the hearts spawn slower. No excuses this time. If you can't get the medal, you suck, plain and simple. My 90-year-old grandmother with Alzheimer's was able to get the medal with her eyes closed. Shit's not easy being a crocodile as it is, so stop bitching.


The following tells a story of a once-loving crocodile who has been mistreated throughout his life and now serves the purpose of breaking the hearts of all species throughout the world. Unfortunately for this sadistic crocodile, his home river in Australia is being bombarded with love, and if too many hearts get in, this crocodile will be depressed for all of eternity. Shoot them down with vicious frogs that have been consumed by somewhere I don't remember.

Made with Flash 8 (2005 version). Suck my cock modern day pussies.


A/Left Arrow - move left
D/Right Arrow - move right
Space bar - shoot
R - restart (after losing)

Audio credits:

Visceral Disgorge
Black Hate



Rated 3 / 5 stars

always smile at a crocodile
be sure to take him with a happy grin
he's eternally depressed, his abuse is repressed
with the hearts of the dead he's forever possessed

Good game by the way!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Overuse of

mothballs responds:



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I don't expect much since this came from a outdated version of Flash, but the game still has a lot to be desired.

The game is ultimately too hard to play, the crocodile's run speed is unbearable to deal with, forcing you to miss some hearts intently. Hit box for the hearts is a bit too narrow, score doesn't raise even if it looked like it hit.

Medals would be a nice coating for the game, but aside from the aforemention, it's a nice throwback to the old day.

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mothballs responds:

Thanks for the review. I tried not to make it too easy, because otherwise you'd just be sitting there all day and not losing, but I know sometimes the spawns make it impossible to get all of them. I could either change the speed of the crocodile or slow down the spawns. Or both. Not sure what happened with the hit boxes and why they're so narrow, I could probably find a way to fix that too.

I'll take this into consideration when I add medals to it.