Let’s follow Gavin Scrotes in the arcane art of Bull Slapping. Gavin is the only living person on the planet to master the teachings of Baron Von Noodlemire. Bull Slapping had been lost to the eons until Gavin used his time prism to reveal techniques that had been dormant for thousands of years. Sadly, every year there a some who consider themselves experts in animal husbandry, who think the two doctrines are intertwined, and whom subsequently lose their lives. Bull slapping is worlds apart from animal husbandry, and this documentary follows Gavin Scrotes as he puts into practice the in genius scribblings of Noodlemire to do his bidding.