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My Mother in Law is a Scorpion

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Dec 16, 2016 | 9:24 AM EST
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One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home

I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel

A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect

A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing

I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night

One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception

My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah

Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung

My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bwhahahah dude you rock always hilarious. You have the special blend of awesome. Sometimes a bit weird but hell.


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

So funny, in the weirdest and most random way.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

I can hardly put my feelings into words, but... yeah, this touched me. Somehow. Deep inside.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've rewatched this so many times and sent a link to my friends so they can enjoy the madness to me it's the wink of the father and the leg paralysis that sels the deal, I'm crying it's that funny x'D