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My Mother in Law is a Scorpion

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One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home

I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel

A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect

A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing

I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night

One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception

My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah

Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung

My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah

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This has become my cristmas song for this year.



Hilarious, awesome job on this one man!


Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks.


My greased finger trembled with anticipation when I clicked the link.

Good song with a valuable message, as usual, but the verses and especially the chorus felt a bit cramped and didn't seem to fit into the melody like an overweight gimp in a too small, unlubricated latex suit.

The animation was amazing.


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Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers.


Wow. That has to be rough at Christmas. Was this a second marriage? Or is their scorpion blood in the grandchildren?

As usual, nice work, good sir! Always a pleasure to see your work!


Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh might skip a generation


Welp, that was random, didn't expect much more from you, I love it


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Credits & Info

Views
70,415
Votes
1,903
Score
4.49 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 16, 2016
9:24 AM EST
Genre
Music Video
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