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My Mother in Law is a Scorpion

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One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home

I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel

A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect

A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing

I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night

One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception

My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah

Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung

My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah


Good GOD man. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Didn't see that coming and that is what I like about your animation so much! Dude! Weirdness... Like bestiality? OH HELL NO! Let's just up that one by magnitudes of WRONG. Nope... Not just wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG!

The music had a catchy tune to it too. They way you take things to such absurd levels in such a dry manner is pretty unique.

My mother in law is a scorpion... that took the whole mother in law being a bitch joke to that dark place it seems only you so far have mastered as of recently. What a way to send out 2016!

Merry Christmas! Happy whatever... 2017! WHO HOOOOO! Now to find a vat of hot walrus grease before New Years Eve! Walrus Grease and a Twister game... and naked women... maybe a goat... or a badger... it depends what mood the scary clown hiding in the closet is in. Moose can work the spinner.

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Marvelously weird! Like me. I can watch it over and over again, keeps it's fun. Plus I always wanted a video and the full song. Double nice!

Much funnier than your other recent material, well done.

That's almost too accurate

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Long live the Sexual Scorpion!

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4.49 / 5.00

Dec 16, 2016
9:24 AM EST
Music Video
  • Frontpaged December 16, 2016
  • Weekly Users' Choice December 21, 2016
  • Review Crew Pick December 21, 2016
  • Daily Feature December 17, 2016