y'know it's a really good IDEA that could have been funny but it didn't turn out very well. i can't see anything, and very little is clickable. not much to do. good idea, deserved more effort!
It's a really simple 'game' (if you can call it that). But I amused myself while playing, so if you ask me, the game is succeeded. The game doesn't maybe have the best graphics or 'game'play (?) but it's simple, maybe make that the game gets deeper than that, that you can open actual documents and stuff. And maybe make you can actually play the game (called Froger i think). That would be fun! :D (and excuse me for my bad English - I'm Dutch)
aside from the lack of being able to do anything much in this, i gotta say i disagree with your title of "shitty old pc" since windows XP is better than vista and 8 (id add 10 to the list if XP had directx 11 support) i just wish there was a bit more to this honestly
i usually respect low quality games and movies if they are ATLEAST trying, but this is obviously something you didnt even CARE ABOUT.
i spent a long time on this :/ :P