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Cobcris & I tried to make the worst game ever. I think we succeed.

Save your energy and please dont write, dont share, just leave this page and go play some skyrim, overwatch or good games made by capable and talented people.

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I play this game now instead of life

L = Left, X = Right, T = Up, H= Down and shoot. Some wacky control scheme.

jogo lindo e maravilhoso <3

who knew slamming and sliding my fingers across my keyboard would actually get me somewhere in life other than the best buy help center. 10/10 soundtrack

It took some time but I found the controls and the secret MSG. All I can say is WOW!