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Skill - Avoid
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simple
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Uploaded
Oct 10, 2016 | 7:10 AM EDT

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Deez.io is copyrighted by Parker Eldreth 2016. Probably not good for wee lads because this game suggests sexual content such as ejaculation, birthing, womans rights, etc. If you're reading this, nickname yourself Harambe to pay respects for our gorilla friend. Play my other games at http://parkereldreth.newgrounds.com I guess. The name of the Blue Cell (you) is whatever you nickname it. It is technically "Player". The name of the Pink Cell is "Lass". The name of the Green Cell is "Enemy".

-=-=-HTF DO I PLAY THIS-=-=-
Wait until you are max growth. Avoid the Enemy's bullets.
When you're max growth, left click to ejaculate. Hitting a Lass with this creates a smol you and a smol lass.
Every quarter-minute you gain 1 coin. Right click to place a coin. This will lure the Lass. The Lass will naturally flee from you. The coin will also slow Lass down a bit.

Thanks for playing fam if you wanna download the .EXE here it is
=> http://www.mediafire.com/file/mqb34g87ec4wgpp/deez.io.exe

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DystopianCrestDystopianCrest

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

You've got an interesting concept going and some decent mechanics, but this is waaay too slow and the wait is obscenely long between minimal action.
Reduce the growth time and maybe people will show more interest. I guess you maybe wanted to state something about the whole thing with the long waiting ,,in the shadows" just for the right time to catch the lass, but it doesn't work in game-mechanic terms.
If there are any more gamers like me out there, we just don't have the time to wait nearly a minute and do nothing against a second of little something. Not to mention there's no health amount, death can come very fast due to slow moving and then you have nothing.
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Balance it better. Maybe make a checkpoint each time multiplying takes place so you skip some waits.


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