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A glorious collaboration orchestrated through the medium of the Greasytales Facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytales

Anime made me the man I am today,
I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey,
I will not conform, my life-size pillow-wife keeps me warm,
Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form.

I will confront the social norms,
In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm.
The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn,
Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.

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I haven't watched much anime, but this shit is my anime. love your work!

sexual lobster is the hero we need but don't deserve

Very good stuff

Now this was something pretty good I thaught I love the idea of this and you really make something come forward with this the flow of animation on this was pretty good and I really like how you presented it

No major changes as this was solid work here and a fun film


Good God Lobster, 4chan was never meant to be a music video!

Near flawless. The Japanese isn't in the lyrics bit, and I am not sure what your saying but it cracks me up every time.