When Goats Join Cults Demo

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Boom! Roasted 10 Points

You were literally roasted.

So Close 25 Points

Secret handshakes are such a bummer.

You Are Naked And Stupid 25 Points

Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.

Make Love, Not Goats 50 Points

Well, that was disgusting.

Hooray? 100 Points

You are officially a cannibal.

Shameless 100 Points

Please give me money. Please.

Author Comments

The Corpulets were voted the number one food-based cult by Cultist Monthly, and they want you to join their ranks. Will you pass their initiation and spend the rest of your days sipping Merlot? Or will you be slaughtered and eaten?

Five endings ranging from disgusting to crunchy.

Arrow keys to move
Right arrow key to read text faster
Space to advance dialogue
M to mute
R to restart
Writing, Game Design, Programming: Hershall Cook
Art: Grace Howson
Music: Aidan Strickland
Sound: Aidan Strickland, Neil Floyd, Hershall Cook
Additional art: Hershall Cook
Thanks to all the testers!

Special thanks to Tom putting us on the front page for almost a month!

WALKTHROUGH: http://www.literaryvideogames.com/2016/09/when-goats-join-cults-walkthrough.html
KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/292605641/when-goats-join-cults/
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/HershallCook


Great game nice job! the game needs a bigger environment though.

Pretty fun actually

Nice game :D


Boom! Roasted - Head to the right and sit at the table. Select any option and wait.

So Close - Head to the left and grab the book that flies from the shelf. Go back to the right and go up. Give the book the the person and grab a suit. Go back down and goto the right. Push the box ontop of the man. Go back to the center, then to the right, then back to the center. Fail the handshake.

You Are Naked And Stupid - Head to the right and jump over the table. Push the box into the guy's head. Go back to the center, then to the right, then back to the center.

Make Love, Not Goats - Repeatedly talk to the two lovebirds in the back of the library until they accept you.

Hooray? - Same as "So Close" except do the handshake correctly. (Up Left Right Down)

Shameless - Click the kickstarter button.

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Donated to Kickstarter for the achievement. No regrets.

HershallCook responds:

You are the greatest.

As someone who comes from a place where goats are eaten in frequence, I find this both flattering and humerous. Thank you kind sir, you game honors my culture.

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Credits & Info

4.11 / 5.00

Sep 22, 2016
9:35 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle