Before starting the game, you can click the pink text at the bottom for a SEEECRET AACHIEVMEEEENT! OooOO~! Also sometimes it fails to load. In fact, sometimes the entire game fails to load. Giving it a minute usually works.
Fuck The Police: You get an achievement and restart. Do it.
I'm Too Hungover For This: You will receive a long spiel about alcoholism, student debt, and Architecture. Also you start the quiz.
Clicking "fought the law" option is the same as having too much to drink.
Don't click on Police Brutality or she goes on a long spiel about Police Demonization and politics. There is no skipping this, but you do get a newgrounds badge for a porn game that will forever remain on your account, if that is your thing.
Crimanloid: A Criminal with a Non-Criminal Vibe.
Malum in Se: Crimes that are inherently wrong, such as crimes that are wrong in all contexts regardless of their actual legal standing. ( e.g. Like doing blow, cutting your dealers throat, and pulling his tongue through in international waters. Is it illegal? IDK. Is it wrong? Probably? Is it evil? Definitely. )
Comstock Laws: Obstructed the trade of Obscene Literature. Like this game.
Homicidal Monomania: The game wants you to pick "An obsession with Murder." In actuality, it isn't a real term. It is the combination of Homicidal, denoting the desire to kill ones own kind, and Monomania, which describes a single defect in an otherwise sound mind. Monomania isn't used in modern medicine.
If you answer wrong three times you get the Dunce achievement.