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Procedurally generated planets!
Procedurally generated animals!
Procedurally generated space ships!
An entire procedurally generated UNIVERSE!
Trade, craft, fight, survive, and explore an INFINITE universe! You can do ANYTHING, even encounter other players (Though the chances are very small, due to the sheer size of the game)! What's not to like?

Press ESCAPE in game to view the controls
WASD to move
Mouse to aim and shoot
Hold E to do stuff
Press SPACE to open inventory
Press + or - to control the volume

EDIT: Made it take longer to reach the center of the universe and fixed a couple things

I've spent years filling this game with surprises. You've spent years waiting. Don't spoil it for yourself by reading the rest of this description. You can scroll up and experience it for yourself.

Note: Dying is not the end, it just sits on the black screen for a while

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EDIT: Here's a list of all the secret medals and how to get blueprints
(major spoiler alert)
skudger.tumblr.com/post/149739828144/how-to-get-blueprints-and-all-the-secret-medals-in

So anyway, here you go. I remade almost the entire game of No Man's Sky in 2D. I will admit I could have delayed it and polished it more (AKA gutted all the content out) but I wanted to finish it before people forget about No Man's Sky. I think I pretty accurately captured the overall experience. I just saved you $60 :^)

Honestly there's a lot to like about No Man's Sky, but there's so much more to not like. I think it has good potential if they actually update it, which they better because this game is not worth $60 at all. Let me know your opinion, I'm excited to respond to your comments (Unlike Sean Murray)

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This, this right here is a great parody game. My favorite, just the best thing about this, is Sean Murray's face in the achievements, I love it so much.


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Skudge responds:

Hahaha thanks!


Good game, fun and easy to play, however hard to figure out some stuff. Loading screen is a bit too long, but that's not your fault. By the way, If you honestly think that anything can be literally infinite, you're retarded.


Skudge responds:

But it is infinite


All the fun of no man sky minus the graphics, which is fine considering it was made in 1% of the time, im sure that this will be fixed in the free DLC that we will not have to pay for in any way that is coming in the future and will fix everything.

Good job!

10/10


Skudge responds:

Thanks, appreciate it! By the way the season pass is coming next week.


This really brings out the fucking stuipidness of no mans sky but its free. So yeah probably wont buy no man sky cause this just sums it up.


Skudge responds:

Good! Save your money. Glad you like it.


Im not sure if I suck or this game is lying to me, I forgot the crafting button... Or it didn't exist in the first place, and an achievement pops up everytime.. so really I feel like Im imploding while trying to figure out how to do things and im not sure how to escape the galaxy collecting almost every recource and having every alien fart in my face due to their mere 910820980238 space dollars.. I sighed like 20 times playing this, no disrespect though it is an interesting concept and could be made into a game that isn't a parody... I don't know how to make games..


Skudge responds:

Just put the mouse over an empty slot and hold E to bring up the crafting menu. If you like this game but wish it wasn't a parody, play No Mans Sky. Your experience will be surprisingly similar to this. Dunno how interested I am in seriously making yet another crafting/survival/resource gathering game.

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Aug 30, 2016
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Adventure - Other
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