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Procedurally generated planets!
Procedurally generated animals!
Procedurally generated space ships!
An entire procedurally generated UNIVERSE!
Trade, craft, fight, survive, and explore an INFINITE universe! You can do ANYTHING, even encounter other players (Though the chances are very small, due to the sheer size of the game)! What's not to like?

Press ESCAPE in game to view the controls
WASD to move
Mouse to aim and shoot
Hold E to do stuff
Press SPACE to open inventory
Press + or - to control the volume

EDIT: Made it take longer to reach the center of the universe and fixed a couple things

I've spent years filling this game with surprises. You've spent years waiting. Don't spoil it for yourself by reading the rest of this description. You can scroll up and experience it for yourself.

Note: Dying is not the end, it just sits on the black screen for a while

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EDIT: Here's a list of all the secret medals and how to get blueprints
(major spoiler alert)
skudger.tumblr.com/post/149739828144/how-to-get-blueprints-and-all-the-secret-medals-in

So anyway, here you go. I remade almost the entire game of No Man's Sky in 2D. I will admit I could have delayed it and polished it more (AKA gutted all the content out) but I wanted to finish it before people forget about No Man's Sky. I think I pretty accurately captured the overall experience. I just saved you $60 :^)

Honestly there's a lot to like about No Man's Sky, but there's so much more to not like. I think it has good potential if they actually update it, which they better because this game is not worth $60 at all. Let me know your opinion, I'm excited to respond to your comments (Unlike Sean Murray)

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I had some fun doing this although the first time I could not find an iron plate or a store. When I did my video I actually got to the first station. I enjoyed it for what it was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvxwoYAws7o&list=PLmao05FXGbdJ7wgjY6p519P7jjfcN7kW5&index=3
I tried not to be too loud the music was relaxing =3


Skudge responds:

Awesome, I love stuff like this! Thanks for posting it!


I had the... *ahem* "chance" of trying out No Man's Sky at a friend (and not to fork 60 bucks for something that has less content than a lot of $5 game).

After one or two hours I had successfully seen all the game had to offer, and I didn't have much fun doing it.

Your game is pretty much spot on in parodying why the game feels so empty, slow, and simply not fun.
Every little thing that annoyed me in No Man's Sky I also found in your parody.

I commend you for showing both how relatively easy it is to replicate most of the gameplay in a 2D version with a lot less means that those of the official game, all the while proving the end result simply isn't fun.

*holds E for three hours to submit his review*


Skudge responds:

Glad you like it, thanks!


You made this too much like no mans buy =(


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Skudge responds:

That's the idea ;)


Not quite sure how I feel about you not replicating the palpable frame rate inconsistencies, which are such a characteristic trait of the game's inspiration, but other than that the whole feel is pretty solid, too solid... eerily solid...

Of course it gets 5 stars.


Skudge responds:

Doh, I should have made it run at 10 fps while on a planet. Missed opportunity.
Thanks!


Hahaha I get it bro, the "GOOD JOB" is really meant to block your whole screen It's entertaining at first but it just gets annoying as you progress in the game, Nice job tho really like it!


Skudge responds:

Thanks a lot!

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Aug 30, 2016
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Adventure - Other
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