Ditsy Frog is having trouble being the new mascot for some major networks. I wonder why?

This is an entry for the Mascot Jam of Summer 2016. I thought of entering at the last minute, I have therefore postponed the animation I was working on.

Animator: MysteryCupofJoe
Music by OctoEntandre "Super Cartoon Jazz."
Voices: By me, MysteryCupofJoe
Sound Effects: FreeSounds.com
Programs: Digicel Flipbook, Krita, Windows Movie Maker, Audacity