this is a great game, and i might've lied twice, but this is actually really well thought out and it's a unique concept too. (that means i'm willing to be a fan) ...now that i'm done with the review part, let me be a sarcastic jerk with smug jokes and stupid nonsense, newgrounds.
my first name was boobsdick60 and my second was benjaline, because it's part of my first name, and because i love taunting you and your code. also, now i really hate being a 'cool' ass in the game by being all "what challenge haha im cool this is nothing" because ...i had to cheat on the logic thing. (hey, i'm here to have a good time, BUT IM ALREADY TAKING SO MUCH OF MY TIME BY WANTING TO SIT THROUGH ALL THE DIALOGUE.) oh, and that "lol you lost" screen is now my mortal enemy and jesus fuck i hate you.