Experience the latest monster-capturing mobile game craze through the eyes of a man who aged out of its target demographic half a century ago!
Embark on an epic scavenger hunt for dumb-looking creatures throughout the vast expanse of "the area immediately outside of your nursing home"! Interact with whippersnappers, punk teenagers, and respect-worthy elders! Meet colorful characters like "Peekachorp", "Charblezorb", and "Literally A Ball With A Face On It"!
(Use WASD to move, Space Bar to talk to NPCs, and click on your phone to interact with it. All controls can be customized in the Options menu!)