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Author Comments

Holy shit! Front paged! You're all lovely people with terrific skulls!

Ey yo gangsters!
So I am pretty damn sick at the moment and I got two days of bedrest before I go back to work. I figured I would try to do something halfway productive and put together a script in the midst of a fever that used old art from Extra Pepperoni.
Worry not, a new game will be coming at some point this month, but here's some wholesome entertainment to tide everyone over.



Rocks dude!

Funny and entertaining, good job!

the voice acting really needs better work

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Since this isn't a porn game, I found the political commentary quite apropos.

Also, 'Let us enjoy our snack while the innocent lie dead' will be my motto from now on. Thanks for the inspiration.

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Credits & Info

3.13 / 5.00

Aug 3, 2016
6:21 PM EDT
Adventure - Point 'n Click