Wow, Calvin was lucky to have Hobbes instead of that cat to have his philosophical discussions with. That is one fucking scary Garfield right there. That would make for a 1000% improvement on Garfield in general, if it was like that all the time, though. Also, you're right, this website IS run by a bunch of idio-- wonderful people. Wonderful, wonderful people. But not because they liked this. That just proves that occasionally they accidentally get something right.
If you made a part 2, you could have this "Garfield" taking over the world almost skynet style, except somehow talking the world leaders into pushing the button themselves. Just an idea.