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May 18, 2016 | 4:56 AM EDT

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Music by Smashy Claw -
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Oh hey, motherfucker. I’m a goldfish
Our attention span ain’t short at all
We just think that you’re all boring as shit

Oh hey, motherfucker. I’m a goldfish
Rad ass gangster swimming round with his dope fins
Tricked out visage with his wicked freaking gold skin
I ‘m ‘a fuck your mom

Oh hey, stupid fucker. I’m a goldfish
All you Homo sapiens think you’re the shit
Just press your lips to the glass, so you can kiss my dick

Oh hey, oxy sucker. I’m a goldfish.
Chilling on the Billboard cause this single is a smash hit
Go on tour provided there’s a freshwater tank equipped
I’m ‘a fuck your mom

I know this song’s going gold like me
Y’all are jealous as hell, you can’t beat this MC
MC Cyprinidae

Oh hey, fucker. Wanna sleep with the fishes?
Bust a carp in your arse and leave you needing sixty stiches
Wearing grills in my gills, po-po up in my business
I’m ‘a fuck your mom

Oh hey, fleshy fucker. I’m a goldfish
Gangster ass figger wrecking shit like a rich pimp
Underwater castle with the bitches is where I live
I’m ‘a fuck your mom in my sweet aquarium
Don’t flush me down the John (dead)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

So many good puns, and I just the style of movement you chose for the characters; it conveys motion without being distracting to the song.

I had no idea how many jokes could overlap fish with rap, but you delivered. All with cheeky keyboard playing in the background!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Some kinda shit! >:) I get on the TV

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