peta better protect the yabbys

true classic austrillicana

FUCK YABBYS

"What ya do is, ya get ye shotgun, blast it in tha watta, kill them fuckin' dumb cunt yabbyz, ye take em 'ome, and ye jus punch 'em 'n shit! FUCK YE, YE FUCKIN GAY CUNT YABBY, FUCK YE!"
- Yabby Hunter Trevor, 2016

"Hi, my name's Kristen, I just make sammichs for the boyz, actually. But, ah, they love what they do. They're very passionate about um, punchin' yabbyz in the face and throwin' bricks on em. They just wanna share that with t'world!"
- Sammich Maiden Kristen, 2016

"Hoi, m'name's Gavin. I dun actually hunt yabbyz, Oi'm just lost. Oi wuz bushwalkin' 15 yeas ago, lost me way, hadda eat me kids, now Ah'm on this show. I'd like t'go home ple--"
- Gavin, Lost Bloke Who Actually Doesn't Hunt Them Gay Cunt Yabbyz, 2016

Lol