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Ancient Portal Site Escape

rated 1.76 / 5 stars
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Apr 13, 2016 | 11:21 PM EDT

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Congratulations, you won the trip to various famous spots around the world, but before that you will play a portal game. The rule is simple. You have to unlock all available portals, but you don't know how to get out of the portal until you open all portals and solve the puzzle. Good luck!



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Broken, garbage game. Makes me want to shit in my hands and start clapping, because that's all the praise this game deserves.

Pick up stuff, doesn't matter. Get to the third room and you quickly realize that there is no going back, so collecting items seems pretty futile. You find two "left" keys which don't work. The end, don't pass go.

Just for the hell of it, I'll amuse myself by further nitpicking. I'm seriously spending more time writing this review than I played. So the music, this cheery whistling crap you hear once and begins to repeat. Like it's trying to tell me everything is fine, everything is okay... while the world burns around me. Nice. Clicking on objects has to be precise - good luck clicking that 3-pixel wide key. But it doesn't matter, right? You won't be going anywhere. It's a trip to hell! THE RIDE NEVER ENDS! Good luck, you'll need it!

Can't find a good hiding spot for those items? Hide 'em behind the inventory screen! Brilliant fucking idea. What do these objects do when you finish placing them? Nobody will ever know. We're all stuck, bottlenecked in a beach setting listening to cheery whistling music to the end of our days. I don't want to feel this feel anymore.

Your Rating: No Stars?! Why of course no stars!


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Tried to do the game 2 times, stuck two times on the third picture on the right.
From start, it's impossible to use left keys.

Guy, you deserve nothing for making us loosing our time just because you never try your own games...

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

Since the author doesn't respond to comments, I'm issuing a personal challenge. Read this and respond. We're dying to hear your defense of this half-assed project.

I'll review this for the length I was able to play (disclaimer: it's not terribly far in)

Room 1: Right away, there's things hidden very close to the inventory bar which won't minimize. This is pretty annoying. Then there's the key, which has a click box smaller than the key. Let's not forget to grab the screwdriver, because we won't be coming back here.

Room 2: More things near the inventory box, and various other hidden things for no apparent reason. We grab both keys which are nicely labeled left and right. Sweet! No guessing which one goes to which portal. But wait a second, I can only go right? Ok, maybe I need to do something to be able to come back. Whatever, on to room 3.

Room 3: Still more stuff hiding at the inventory box. Seriously, cut this shit out. We find 2 pillars easily enough, and the tribal thing goes in place. Oh look, there's another key. Too bad it's to go left which means it doesn't work. I guess we'll move forward. Wait, what the shit? There's no key to go right! Maybe it's behind that gold thing. No, I guess not since I can't collect it no matter where I click. Hm, let's keep looking. It's just not here.

What the actual fuck man? Why would you release a game that barely works with zero plot, and expect anything less than to be chastised for this sad excuse for a game?

Complete and utter dog shit. 0/10 would not play again.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

Yet another thegames8dotcom crappy game...

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

its sort of a game, you can collect a few items. most are hidden behind or around the inventory bar. they do not blend with the map and stand out only issue is finding where to click on some of the smaller items. The progaming is flaud you can't make it past lvl-3. it wont let you use the left hand keys. Not sure why you need to unlock a portal that you just walked through either. if you unlock it going right then, it should still be unlocked when you tried going left. This game needs a lot of work.