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Medals
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Ace of Spades 5 Points
Get a single spade in a spin
Too Wild 5 Points
Get two wilds in a single spin.
HUGE LOSER! 10 Points
Lose all your credits.
Three's Company 10 Points
Win with three hearts.
10k 25 Points
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Four's a Crowd 25 Points
Win with four angry faces.
Good Signal! 25 Points
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Keep it 100 25 Points
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Six Dollar Burger 50 Points
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Jackpot!!!! 100 Points
Win the Jackpot
Lucy in the Sky 100 Points
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Author Comments
On April Fools 2016, we ran a gag that Donald Trump had taken over Newgrounds. As part of the gag we attacked a slot machine handle to the right edge of our layout that turned the main navigation buttons into a slot machine.
We decided to throw some medals and supporter benefits into the game, and for some ungodly reason, it's still a pretty popular part of the site.
Now that we are transitioning to a new design, it was time to pull the game from the outer site layout and make it a pure, standalone game.
If you missed the whole thing, you can get a glimpse of what it looked like, some of our users posted screnshots:
Reviews
TogiraIkonoka 
biglou1992 Interesting idea for a joke, but not great as a game. I spun this thing about 300 times and the best I got was 5 platinum bars in a row once and 4 platinum bars in a row once. I never at all even saw a wild. I like earning medals, but this is ridiculous. I'm not about to waste my life playing a slot machine and hoping I get lucky to earn the final 6 I need.
SS4FlameAlchemist Yeah... It's not really that inventive. Not to mention the fact that if you're in it for the medals, you're probably not ever going to win. You MIGHT get a four line, but that's about all you're going to get. For those of us getting the medals, making the medals ONLY obtainable through pure luck is complete crap.
This also reminds me of why I don't play slot machines. Also, there's a glitch where it doesn't register 3 in a row unless it's first three. I don't know what that's about, but I assume it's a glitch. The game does a great job of teasing you like a real slot machine would... But honestly, you could have made this game a little more fair. Especially since the point of this was fun. The game just gets too boring too fast.
Credits & Info
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3.68 / 5.00
- Uploaded
- Apr 1, 2016
- 1:13 PM EDT
- Genre
- Sports - Casino & Gambling
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Daily 2nd Place April 2, 2016
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