:) :) :) :) ALL ABOUT ME: ELORA! (READ PLEASE) :) :) :) ;)
I'm interning here at BrokeAss Guide to Life. I was very surprised to find that Uncle BrokeAss does in fact have a "job" and isn't just drinking away his false claim disability checks like my dad always says he does. And even though his "studio" is just a few old computers in a moldy garage, it's better than co-op placement at a retirement home like most of my other classmates do, I guess. Because from what I hear old person poop smells worse than regular poop.
He said I could make an introduction video and maybe even have a regular vlog on this channel, though I suspect it has a lot to do with him realizing that he couldn't send me on a beer and cigarette "runs" (I've never seen him run) and him wanting to do as little as possible and still tell people he is important (also not pay me, but I'm working on that).
He told me to copy and paste some text in here but you should probably just ignore everything after the line I made, because it doesn't have anything to do with me: ELORA.
p.s. Give me a couple months and I'll be running this place. As long as the co-op advisor doesn't visit this place and find out it smells like dead mice and is full of spiders.
p.p.s. I'm opening an ETSY store soon, please contact me if you want any macrame or paper-mache wolf keepsakes.