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Jet Pack Jesus

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One-Eyed Willy 5 Points

Click my name on the Title Page.

With These Spiky Cleats... 5 Points

Anything is Possible! (Save a Sinner by Stomping them.)

A Fan 10 Points

Play the game 10 times.

Easter Sunday 10 Points

Get Resurrected.

Fashionable 10 Points

Play at least one game as each one of the characters.

Real Game Starts Now 10 Points

Eat 10 Cheeses in one game.

Savior 10 Points

Save 3 Sinners from eternal damnation.

Scholar 10 Points

Read all of Genesis 1.

The Dangler 10 Points

Dangle a Sinner by catching them befory they hit the ground.

Aroused 25 Points

Play the game 25 times.

Glutton 25 Points

Eat 20 Cheeses in one game.

NFL Ready 25 Points

Get hit by 100 Bricks (over multiple games, if you prefer).

Probable Concussion 25 Points

Get hit by 5 bricks in one day.

Super Saivyan 25 Points

Save 6 Sinners from eternal damnation.

Addicted 50 Points

Play the game 50 times.

Son of God 50 Points

Eat 40 Cheeses in one game.

Author Comments

THANKS FOR THE FRONT PAGE, NEWGROUNDS! I LOVE YOU UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY!

Update 4-17: Fixed a bug where a getting to the ninth tree caused the game to freeze/crash. This coincidentally happened at around 30 or so cheeses, so sorry to people who thought they had a good shot at the 40 cheese cheevo, only to have it stolen from there grasp!

EPIPHANY: I'm not done with this game. It's not where I want it to be quality-wise, and there's so much to add, so it's now my mission to add something to this game every day for as long as I can. I don't care if it only has 2000 views and didn't make the front page, it's gonna be the best damn game I ever make!

Update 2-9: Experimental Gamepad Support (tested on Mac OS X with 360 controller), and experimental replays. Here, "experimental" means possibly probably buggy. I also started adding touch controls, but those will require a little more time and effort :)

Update 2-2: And on the ninth day, Dan actually rested: so JPJ's been tearing it up for a while now, it's off the front page, and it's up to 2 rows of medals. I think it's time to slow the updates a bit. Not sure what the new rate will be, but no slower than weekly so check back at least once a week!
The main reason for this is that features and medals than can be coded in a day are getting harder to come by, plus the bigger, cooler, substantial features I want to add that might take more time.
So sorry to disappoint, but fear not! There will be more Jet Pack Jesus!

Update 2-1: 1 more medal (16), and a new Character to play as!
Update 1-31: And on the seventh day, Dan rested, by only adding 1 medal (15). I promise a more substantial addition tomorrow!
Update 1-30: 1 New Medal! (14) Scroll Improvements!
Update 1-29: 3 More Medals! (13) Better Medal Popup! Fixed Character Select!
Update 1-28: 2 More Medals! (10 Total) You can now also sync your medals to Newgrounds, in case you get one in the game, but not on the site for some reason.
Update 1-27: In-game Cheevo Menu + Title Screen Instructions (man, that was long overdue!)
Update 1-26: 3 More Medals! (8 Total)
Update 1-25: 3 New Medals! (5 Total)

UPDATE: Some asshole game developer commented out the code that submits medals to NG, which is why that's been broken. It's been added back in, so you can get medals again! You'll unfortunately need to achieve them again, but that just means you get to play more :)

What Would Jesus Do... WITH A JETPACK?!?

Controls:
SPACE - GO TO NEXT MENU
LEFT, RIGHT, UP - JETPACK
M - MUTE
P - PAUSE

How to Play:
Get the cheese. Miss the bricks.

SPECIAL NOTE: UNTIL APPLE GETS ITS SHIT TOGETHER RE: SAFARI, DON'T PLAY ON THAT BROWSER, OR THE GAME WILL BE BLURRY! WHICH IS SORT OF PROBLEMATIC ON PIXEL DAY, RIGHT?

Commentary:
This game. This ******* game. This has been a game I've been working on for almost two years now. Wait a minute, this sounds familiar...

Anyway, I started making this is AS3 in Spring 2014, before switching to Haxe. That took forever, and I decided to take a break at the end of 2014. I started anew in December 2015, rewriting the game to use Javascript and WebGL, and the game is much better for it (although it may be buggy across browsers and devices).

This game was developed and tested in Firefox, so if you have the latest version of that, it should work like a charm. If you're on the latest version of any other browser, I hope it will work, although there may be some weird quirks, so bust out FF for the best experience!

If people like it, I'll keep adding to it, cause I really want to! Also, let me know when you find bugs! Reloading might be the best solution, honestly!

PS. Makes it to Pixel Day with seconds to spare! Eat it, bitches!

Reviews


This is religion I can get behind. All the stars for you!


People find this review helpful!
DBuck-Eye responds:

All of my stars go to my lord, Jet Pack Jesus!


Jesus+Jetpack+Cheesewheels= Awesome, funny and cute game xD


People find this review helpful!
DBuck-Eye responds:

Happy to hear that you liked it :)


JESUS NO!! the cheese wheeeeeellllsss!!


People find this review helpful!
DBuck-Eye responds:

...yup!


you really nail the bejesus out of me.
The game flow was smooth, the graphics and background music really pixellized my day. It was fun and enlightening to see Jesus fly and fall.
Good work, dude.


DBuck-Eye responds:

Glad that you liked it! :)


Won't load on either Chrome, Edge, or Safari. Can't review something I can't play. Make it better.

Candidly, I'm certain it's a stellar installment, but you gotta do more testing to make sure it works across multiple platforms. I shouldn't have to install a browser just to play a game. Knowhamsayin?


DBuck-Eye responds:

I'm sorry to hear that! I've tested Chrome and Safari on a MacBook and they seem to work fine. I've been working on getting the game to work on more platforms, but it looks like there's more work to be done.

I've sent you a PM so we can work together to get this resolved. Thanks, and sorry it doesn't work (yet)!

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Score
3.40 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jan 23, 2016
11:45 PM EST
Genre
Action - Other
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