Super Gonad Smasher

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Impotent 5 Points

Lose all your lives

Castrator Evader 10 Points

Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form

De-venomed 10 Points

Get spiked

Sea-man 10 Points

Defeat Vasekto's first form

Search and Destroy 25 Points

Blow up all roaming bots

Sperminator 25 Points

Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form

Seed Savior 50 Points

Defeat Vasekto's 4th form

Baller 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit

Secret Medal ????? Points

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UPDATE 1.4: Fixed "Penile Pacifist" Medal
UPDATE 1.3: Fixed "Baller" Medal
UPDATE TO VERSION 1.2: Fixed going off the left side bug and removed beginning rain to cut down on lag.

A vasectomy is not a joking matter.

Made by Nick, Luis, and Tim for Pixel Day 2016.
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/pixelday

Controls:
- Arrow Keys (or Game Pad)
- Press DOWN to SUPER SMASH (ouch!)
- "P" to Pause
- "F" to toggle Full Screen mode
- Toggle Music/SFX from Pause menu
- Restart game from Pause menu

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ABrazillianBoy

2020-05-15 12:25:18

This is basically the game of that South Park episode where Randy gets the big balls.

OneThousandMeeps

2020-05-08 20:14:19

Unbelievable sack strength

Boss

2019-03-12 10:54:54

the ending credit voice clip makes me imagine rick and morty where luis is rick and tom is morty

idk.

cool game. gonna sound like a backhanded compliment or literally just a fucking insult but reminded me a lot of spiderman 2 for gameboy color which I played a lot as a kid.. I thought it was a cool game but not sure everyone will agree
also the internet is rated PG-13 so im down with this rating systems

lawlross