Forever Calzone

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Here is a short animation I made in honor of my favorite meme combined with how much I like to make fun of calzones. Even if you like those things, you have to admit most people don't!

This was animated in Toon Boom Harmony, so I tried to use some of the fancy gradient tools to give this sad, pathetic calzone a toasty look.

The voice work was graciously provided by my friend Madeline! She keeps a YouTube channel going of her voice work, which you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/user/AngiesMod

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The calzone's eye rolling out was surprisingly disturbing. I also felt bad for a calzone. I think...I THINK...I liked it.

Why? ... why do i feel so sad ;_; gawddamit...

DragoonFenix15 responds:

Go eat a Calzone! It's what it would have wanted... *sniff*....

Dude, you eat the wrong calzones. There's a local chain here that makes delicious calzones. But that is not important...

I almost feel sorry for that poor calzone. Appropriate score. Well animated. Convincing emotion from the lonely savory pastry. Short and bittersweet. Nice work. :)

DragoonFenix15 responds:

Haha, thank you! I'm sure you're right, I bet there are delicious and well-loved calzones out there. One day, I'll find one.

This was a great idea!

What the hell is the problem with people? is a fucking bread filled with a pizza! is a genius idea, you must be a retarded cook to make a bad calzone, for real, is literary a pizza inside a bread, if you can make bread and a pizza you can make a calzone, is a pizza sandwich for fucks sake!

DragoonFenix15 responds:

It's so good on paper, but sometimes fails in practice! :(

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Nov 1, 2015
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