Another hidden gem of a game. This is up there with The Dead Case as one of the best point-and-click games on Newgrounds, or indeed on the internet. I feel kind of honoured to play it, and it's two years old! Man.
A lot of point-and-click adventure games had absolutely nonsense logic, and not in a fun way like Monkey Island. Here, though, with the possible exception of deciding to eat the banana, everything you can do (or not do) makes sense from a logical perspective as long as you're clever enough to think of it. The idea of having a single button light up everything selectable on the screen is genius, as that's another bugaboo in these types of games. The game was funny as hell to me, although that might just be my sense of humour (combined with the fact that I'm a fast reader). If you're struggling or don't want a bad ending, here's a tip: there's a "right" way to become a Pirate-Wizard-Hero, and a "cheating" way to do it. One isn't necessarily harder than the other, but to "cheat" try to circumvent the task they ask you to do in some way.
My one regret is that I never figured out what possible use there is for the princess or the sleeping(?) chest. One day, Escape THE GAME. One day.