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Aug 26, 2015 | 12:59 PM EDT

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At this parking game your job is to testing your military truck. Test your ability to park sensitive military vehicle to the parking lot. Use arrow keys to play this game.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Military Parking Only, a game that has been on the newgrounds judgement page for far too long. Normally, games only remain on judgement page for roughly 18 hours before enough gamers have rated it in it's place. This game has been on there for 36 hours now, and counting. Playing the first 5 minutes, I can see why nobody wanted to review it with it's 20 second looping song that doesn't match it's artistic theme at all. Also, the controls aren't explained anywhere. Basically, you drive with the directional arrows on your keyboard. Despite this however, Military Parking Only is a good game.

The object is to park the vehicle you are driving in a specific spot. While everyone else has had too much to drink and leaves their wheels in the middle of the road, it's up for you to play as the responsible adult and park in the specific highlighted location destined for you. There are 20 levels, each with their own track and set vehicle you use. Level designed are all pre-rendered with pre-determined camera angles. Touching anything other than the road results in game over, and you must try the level again.
For the most part, the game is pretty easy. As you progress: Levels get longer, add more obstacles, and will eventually have you drive in reverse to properly position your car. Despite this, the overall difficultly doesn't change until you reach level 17, where you drive a tanker that refuses to turn around the widest corners for whatever reason, and deal with jittering uncontrollable lag in the process.

- Level designs lack variety artistic-wise. All 20 levels involve driving in the same desert every time. And some of the road lines aren't even painted on properly.
- Did I mention how the music is the same tune for every single level you do? It's nice that there's a mute button, but still considered an act of lazyness to not add a variety of music.
- No engine sound effects in a driving game??
- When you complete level 20, clicking on "PLAY AGAIN" replays level 20 but is displayed as 21 in text. You can increase this level counter every time you complete level 20. (100% confirmed bug)

Despite these issues, the gameplay is pretty decent. You do feel a sense of accomplishment when you complete a level. And manoeuvring around can be fun if you're into car games.

The final verdict for this gigantic obstacle course is a 6 out of 10 - slightly above average. Military Parking Only is worth a playthough. The replay value however is about the same worth as the vehicles & tanks left out in the middle of the road.

Final Verdict: 6 out of 10
NG Rating: 3 Stars