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Fly T-Rex Rider Epic

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Fly epic T-Rex through a variety of obstacles to get to the finish line.

Use Arrow Keys to move.

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Horrible shovelware. No depth whatsoever, no originality whatsoever, and probably no level variety whatsoever (but I can't even get past the first level so I have no fucking clue) and the hitboxes are bullshit. While the visuals are (mostly) decent, it's obvious that no effort of any kind was put into anything else just from the amount of time it takes for you to die after losing your last life. That's not to mention the ridiculous sprites of the player character, who is apparently riding a dinosaur that is riding another dinosaur, while the middle dinosaur is moving its legs for some reason. You can tell they originally planned for it to just be the middle dinosaur and the guy that's on it judging by the sprites seen in the upgrade menu. Somehow, this alone caused problems severe enough that they actually noticed, so they chose the laziest possible solution. The bottom dinosaur doesn't even have a different animation for when the player is dashing, while the middle one does.

I cannot for the life of me figure out the timing necessary to get past those rocks without damage. It requires multiple ridiculously precise (if even possible at all) jumps, mostly because of fucking retarded hitboxes, and upgrading my jump didn't make it any easier. The only way I could get past it was by upgrading my life so I could take more hits, which involved a tedious process of dying on that part over and over again to gradually accumulate points, and I should never have wasted so many minutes of my life on such a process in a game that exactly no one (not even the people who made it) will ever give a shit about. Once I was past the rocks I just encountered more bullshit and quit.

Oh yeah, the music. It's the same generic and inconsequential shit looped over and over again. I found myself muting my own computer just so I wouldn't hear it anymore when writing this review.

I notice the author is named "dinorungames." Does that mean he constantly submits other games exactly like this one? I don't even want to know. This is worthless garbage and it has no valid reason to exist.

This makes me angry, I have to keep refreshing it because this dark screen keeps showing up for no reason. Also,when I right click a menu pops up.

First of all it looks like you ripped textures from another game considering that the raptor in riding the t-rex and running at the same time? Also make a health system! I mean really dinosaurs can hit their head once without dying!

Games not super fun, but the animation and design are pretty good

when did dinosaurs become so weak...? one hit, gameover !!! The game has its potentials...

pros : controls, animation, visuals...

cons : nothing to be specific...

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2,606
Votes
130
Score
1.72 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 5, 2015
1:22 AM EDT